I’m in a band in high school. It was huge and we rocked out every Friday night and sometimes on Saturday, too. Yeah, I was a band nerd. I think I’m a pretty good car singer, but I doubt I can front a band. I know I could pick out a pretty good band name, though. Like, Andy Dwyer good.
My band would be called I Sound Tall on the Phone. I would totally be a really cool rocker chick and always have the coolest accessories to go with my endless supply of destroyed denim jeans and impossibly comfortable yet totally hot shoes.
The personality of the band is just as important as the name itself. I can’t decide whether I’d be sassy, classy, and a bit smart assy or if I would be punny and awkwardly adorable. I think either would be true to me.
I would love to have all girls in the band (girl power and whatnot) but I’m afraid that it would get catty. Does anyone remember the episode of Sabrina, The Teenage Witch when Sabrina, Amber from Clueless, and Soleil Moon Frye made a way autotuned girl group for a talent TV show and then they ended up hating each other? Yeah, I don’t want that to happen.
I’d also have a signature lipstick. Always bold, bright red. Sometimes and orange-red. Always perfectly applied. The nail polish would change just about every single day (are you shocked after yesterday’s ode to polish?)